Add A Little Laughter To Your Day

I got this through email. It's a bit lame but some are quite funny. You HAVE to imagine this in a Mexican accent for full effect :D My favourite "July" & "Chicken Wing"

Mexican Words Of Th e Day    The teacher told Pepito to use the Following words in a sentence:    1. *Cheese*  Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.      2. *Mushroom*   When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.     3. *Shoulder*  My fren wants 2 become a citizen, but che didn't know how to read,  So I, shoulder.      4. *  Texas  *  When I'm not home, my fren always Texas me,  Che wonders where I am!      5. *Herpes*  Me and my fren ordered pizza.   I got mine piece,then che got herpes.      6. *July*   Ju told me ju were going to tha store, but ju went to see sum guy. July to me!  Julyer!      7. *Rectum*   I had 2 cars, but my wife rectum!      8. *Chicken*   I was going to go to the store with my wife , but che said chicken go herself.      9. *Wheelchair*   We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair      10. *Chicken* *wing*  My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.      11. *Harassment*  My wife caught me in bed with another women.  I told her,  "Honey, harassment nothen to me.      12. *Bishop*   My wife fell down the stair, so I had to pick the bishop.     13. *Body wash*   I want to go to the club, but no body wash my kids.      14. *Budweiser*   That women has a nice body, Budweiser face so ugly?