Joke

A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on

the shoulder to hand him the money. The

driver screamed, lost control of the cab,

nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb

and stopped just inches from a large plate

glass window.



For a few moments everything was silent in

the cab, then the driver said, "Please, don't

ever do that again. You scared the daylights

out of me!".

The passenger, who was also frightened,

apologized and said he didn't realize that

just a tap on the shoulder could frighten

him so much, to which the driver replied,

"I'm sorry, it's really not your fault at all.

Today is my first day driving a cab. I have

been driving a hearse for the last 25 years.